Marla Buchanan is a published author of books for adults and children, including "The American Dream Home: How to Build a Perfect Home on a Budget Using the Un-Perfected Dream Home as a Blueprint." Her first book, "The Story of a Lifetime", was published in 2003. She has been honored with numerous awards throughout her career, including being nominated for the prestigious Will Rogers Award for humor writing.
Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.Marla Buchanan
I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.Marla Buchanan
Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.Marla Buchanan
